Saturday, June 21, 2008

Jenna Is Funny and Other Schtuff

Hee hee...Braden's on the beanbag chair playing Wii Mario Kart in the living room, and Jenna's in there shoving her very large Pooh Bear in his face (blocking his view of the race) because she wants him to give Pooh Bear either "big hugs" or "big kisses". I started laughing because I didn't realize she was doing that, and then I do believe I heard, "Die, Jenna, Die! Yes, I love Pooh Bear, too!"

Also, a few days ago, Braden was getting Jenna out of her carseat and leaned over to give her a kiss. All of a sudden I hear, "OOAAAGHGHG!!! I just got french-kissed!!" Apparently Jenna stuck out her tongue right in Braden's mouth...Yucky!! That is definitely NOT allowed. :)

WARNING: Juvenile Humor
In other news, I did so much housework while Jenna was taking a nap a couple of hours ago that I had to sit down immediately and eat something to avoid throwing up. And I do mean that all of a sudden I knew that I was dangerously close to performing a "Poopy Burp", if you will. Luckily, some water and some good old fashioned Breyer's Chocolate Fat Free ice cream saved me. I'm actually really surprised I didn't throw up, because I was about 10 seconds away from it. Phew! Poopy Burp comes from this list of funny euphemisms for throwing up that I read a few years back. Some others on it: "Yak" and "Talk to the Man in the Sewer through the Big White Telephone".

Anyway, I did manage to get quite a bit done, but it's neverending!! Since my energy levels are low, I find that things that don't need doing right away or on a regular basis get shoved to the bottom of my to-do list. Hence our laundry issue. It gets done when: "oh, shoot, I have no scrubs or underwear left." :) However, I'm on a laundry kick today, so load 3 is in the dryer and load 4 is about to be gathered. Have I mentioned I don't really enjoy doing laundry? I guess it's really the folding that I hate doing. There's just so much to do, and I can't do it when Jenna's awake because she messes everything up. And it will just increase with more kids. Yeah, the more I think about it, the more I think it's just the folding that I dislike so much.

We have a ward "Strawberry Festival" in a little bit and then after that we head over to a bowling get-together for Braden's work. Braden is excited about the bowling, and I am excited about the festival. I'm not too keen on the bowling, and Braden's not too keen on the festival. :) Jenna will enjoy both, I'm sure. She's such a little ham!

1 comment:

G.Ellis said...

I really like this posting. You two sound so happy and ...well, married! It gave a little spark of joy to my morning. This is actually surprising since the first paragraph threatens child physical abuse, the second child sexual abuse, the third scatalogical over-disclosed potty humor, the fourth a messy unkempt house, and the fifth a modern Jack Spratt lack of unity. I guess it reminded me so much of ...who?? ME!