Recent Quotes

K: “You’re awfully picky for a crappy thank you note!”
B: (fake sharp intake of breath) “You just called me a crappy thank you note!!!”
- I meant to say "about"; Braden insisted on having a homemade thank you note printed again, because the first one came out bluish due to lack of color ink. *I* thought it looked cool. :)

“I shortened her crotchal booty.” – Ker, on trying to put Jenna into an outfit that was just a little bit on the small side. Here it is:



J looks awfully happy for having her crotchal booty shortened. Needless to say, this is the last time she'll wear this outfit!